Mar 21, 2007

stupid resume

let it be known that i hate doing my resume!! i've put it off for ten yrs....... yeah, TEN LOL

my current job is freelance interior painting (the construction-like type), so i don't need a resume. and i've been in full-time school for yrs before that (psyc BA).

skills/traits to include..

- loyal (sure, of course, to myself)
- trustworthy (since no one would ever find out i always steal from work)
- eager to learn (all the illegal stuff in the office so that i can black mail)
- copes well with stress (by stealing from the office)
- cheerful/positive person (i always bring drugs to work ^_^ )

it's all just a joke!!! seriously, just a joke~~~~~~!!!!!!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

good lord, how progressive! sending out a resume to land to potential mcboyfriends lah? ha.

dp

justin said...

to dp:

well, if it's a resume for a McBoyfriend, skills would include:

- good foreplay
- vers
- lots of kisses/hugs and tongue work

LOL