let it be known that i hate doing my resume!! i've put it off for ten yrs....... yeah, TEN LOL
my current job is freelance interior painting (the construction-like type), so i don't need a resume. and i've been in full-time school for yrs before that (psyc BA).
skills/traits to include..
- loyal (sure, of course, to myself)
- trustworthy (since no one would ever find out i always steal from work)
- eager to learn (all the illegal stuff in the office so that i can black mail)
- copes well with stress (by stealing from the office)
- cheerful/positive person (i always bring drugs to work ^_^ )
it's all just a joke!!! seriously, just a joke~~~~~~!!!!!!
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2 comments:
good lord, how progressive! sending out a resume to land to potential mcboyfriends lah? ha.
dp
to dp:
well, if it's a resume for a McBoyfriend, skills would include:
- good foreplay
- vers
- lots of kisses/hugs and tongue work
LOL
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